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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or Martha Stewart?

Martha Stewart would make Godzilla a fresh plate of wiener schnitzel, but sabotage the meal with trace amounts of peanuts (a fatal allergy for the gigantic, mutated lizard, his one weakness). His throat would close up due to the allergic reaction, causing him to keel over. At this point Martha would slice open his jugular with a rusty machete, leaving the creature to bleed out.

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What are you expecting from the new season of "Game of Thrones"?

I think Justin and Danielle are finally going to hook up, but it won't last. Squadron 6 will discover that it was Lord Peripheus who unleashed the full force of the supermassive black hole on their home planet of Toranzo. Lastly, Tyler will get hired at Starbucks so he can work alongside the cute brunette who's hair always covers her right eye, but he'll get fired after making a laxative-riddled frappuccino for "the boss", with hilarious consequences. Oh Tyler, you and your crazy antics. WHAT will you think of next?!? Also, I've never watched Game Of Thrones.

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