So what if it's useless? What's it to you?😠
Is he that divorce lawyer who had a nervous breakdown, sold all his belongings, moved to Antarctica, and recruited an army of penguins to do his bidding? He's all right.
Sorry to say, but South Park beat ya to it. It's a good scam when you figure out all the ins & outs.
People in astronaut suits who juggle flaming chainsaws. Stop showing off!😠
Is she that unicyclist who attempted to unicycle blindfolded from one end of Russia to the other and ended up falling into a pit of anacondas but just so happened to be wearing a certain type of perfume that the giant snakes found repulsive, causing them to flee and leading to her miraculous survival? She's okay.
I'd create the invention of money/currency and watch it tear humanity apart on a global scale, unleashing a new wave of decadent behaviour that can only be caused by the greed and lust for money/power.
I'm about as Canadian as a pack of beavers wearing hockey jerseys delivering a curling rock full of fresh maple syrup to an eskimo (who lives in an igloo, of course).
"I have to remember my first thought so I can answer questions about it later."
DJ Talentless Mac Owner.
Weight-lifting. Get it? 'Cause you like, pick up weights? ...I tried.
Hi, "Fucked Up".
Martha Stewart would make Godzilla a fresh plate of wiener schnitzel, but sabotage the meal with trace amounts of peanuts (a fatal allergy for the gigantic, mutated lizard, his one weakness). His throat would close up due to the allergic reaction, causing him to keel over. At this point Martha would slice open his jugular with a rusty machete, leaving the creature to bleed out.
Gotta go with the fecal matter-flavoured chocolate, eating actual human waste sounds like an easy way to acquire a disease or two. The real question is how do you make shit taste like chocolate?
A quote from the late Persian poet Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi? I'd like to graft a robotic scorpion tail which spews deadly acid at attackers onto my spinal cord but I have a feeling my body would reject the implant :(
The only cool foot ever.
To not have a glandular problem so he could avoid being mocked over his excess weight :'(
Violence is never the answer :(
Basically "Do you value your dick or your brain more?". Genius suffering from impotence sounds like a sad, lonely existence. Virility is grand and all, but if you're stupid enough to the point of mistaking rocks for sandwiches then you won't be getting laid anyway. I'll go with the genius option.
Via handcar/pump trolley/Kalamazoo/jigger/velocipede/pump car/draisine. I mostly like it for it's unnecessary amount of names.
Is he that guy who travels from town to town selling poorly-constructed artificial limbs which break after 10 minutes of use to paraplegic war veterans, and then hops on the last train out of the city before any of the local townsfolk catch on to his dastardly scheme? That's the only Nick Burciul I'm aware of.
I think Justin and Danielle are finally going to hook up, but it won't last. Squadron 6 will discover that it was Lord Peripheus who unleashed the full force of the supermassive black hole on their home planet of Toranzo. Lastly, Tyler will get hired at Starbucks so he can work alongside the cute brunette who's hair always covers her right eye, but he'll get fired after making a laxative-riddled frappuccino for "the boss", with hilarious consequences. Oh Tyler, you and your crazy antics. WHAT will you think of next?!? Also, I've never watched Game Of Thrones.
If this is about my cis-gender sexual identity rant, I was joking and wasn't offended at all. No worries.
Yes, I am a cis-gendered individual who identifies as male (he, his, him) and I am in a heterosexual relationship with a cis-gendered person indentifying as female (she, her, hers). Don't even think about trying to trigger me.