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How did you meet your best friend?

and today on reasons why kain is the most extra:

i'm gonna get my favourite fanfictions (like dirty laundry) made into a physical copy so i can have a book™ and my mom can stop bitching that i never read anymore

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DUDE DUDE DUDE GO LOOK AT THE CAT PICS I POSTED

Riveteer

Cat caT CAT CAT

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in english its xmen days of future past

thank u friend

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Have you ever played tennis?

james mcavoy in this movie (xmen: el pasado futuro, idk the english version lmao sorry) is really giving me landon liboiron in hemlock grove vibes which is sO unsettling since that era of landon is the faceclaim for my oc cyrus i,,,,

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have you ever been in trouble with the police? what happened?

moon spirit spam;

kind of....? it was at a party my ex was hosting and he/i were threatened w public disturbance and something else (a stupid ~party~ charge), but he's really good at convincing people so he talked it out with the officer right then and there lmao

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If you owned your own business, would you be in favor of an increase in the minimum wage?

you say "if you owned your business" as if that would change my mind on whether or not people should have fair, liveable wages

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Hi. How was your day?

it's okay, it's really nice knowing i can sleep whenever since i don't have school anymore

tbh i've spent most of the day thinking about my ocs and playing mario kart 8, i'm bored but i don't want to start summer cleansing until wednesday so what can i do tbh

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Its better you forget me! I dont like you nor you are my type!

What food did you refuse to eat as a kid and still don't as an adult?

i have an eating disorder that was referred to in the past informally as "picky eating disorder" and formally as "selective eating disorder" so i mean, there is that

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IM@FUCKING THEY PUT IN GASOLINA THATS ENOUGHHH

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how's life out there?

If you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

tfw all the traumatic events and every single emotion, good or bad, you've been bottling up for a solid year or so suddenly comes out simply because you see something stupid that makes it flood in

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Have you ever sent an unsolicited nude? Hooked up with a biracial boy? Fail to change your socks for a week? Smell a boys feet?

i am so gay i want to hook up with ***i* or b**** right now bye

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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE THAN WHITE PEOPLE

i'm sorry bjt this jsut reminds me of the "ponyo loves..." meme

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What can make you angry?

i should be studying rn but i'm gonna catch up on dirty laundry & killing stalking instead
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How many side chicks/dawgs you got!

i got 2 boys i fw currently but we're not exclusive so i'm allowed... they aren't side anythings

speaking of i skyped one of them today and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i never thought i'd enjoy watching what i watched, but i did

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tag a friend on askfm and explain why you're grateful for their friendship.

moon spirit spam;

@princess_tal - because honestly, tal is one of the most beautiful people i've met (inside & out), she's kind & caring, she's selfless, brave, and super intelligent and independent and i love her and i'm so so happy she's in my life <3

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@LilyPrim was born male but she started becoming a girl last year, do you think she looks better now as a girl 👸🏼 or was she have a cute boy? 👱🏼

it occurred to me i didn't post a picture of my cap, so:

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What do you think you do best?

i'm driving home right and then 5 mins into it my dad is all "oh turn around i forgot to give your mum the keys to her car" and then he gets all mad about the choices i made to turn back (refusing to park in a handicap spot, waiting to make a uturn) and i'm just like :^))) sweaty we wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't forgotten to give mom the keys

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Omg congrats dude !!!! That's so great u should be v proud 😃😃

keep beach city weird;

aaa thank u, i'm so happy tbh <3

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You haven’t lived until…

i'm graduating in 2 hours !!

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I'm a 20 yr old guy who's 4'9 (1.45m) and 72 (33kg) pounds, could you take a guy my size seriously? 😅

makeup boi

why are you impersonating someone who lITERALLY HAS A WATERMARK ON THE PICTURES

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what was the longest amount of time after a break up you "hooked up" w an ex?

less pure eggsy

a month, maybe? i'm not very good at breaks up/hooking up i mean i broke up with a guy and within the next hour he was giving me head (we were still very much broken up at this point, too) so uhm,,, oops?

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mesh or latex?

less pure eggsy

not particularly of either on my s/o, but mesh on myself

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About red paladin ;:

they + he // i'm kain but call me keith tbh my zodiac sign is cancer and coincidentally so am i COMMISSION ME! LINK:

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