Nph every day
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What is your favorite summer song?
Right Time To Roll With Me by Del Amitri hahaha
If you could hang out with any one in the world? Who and why?
Oh man. Either Laura Linney, Meryl Streep, Neil Patrick Harris, The Dahli Llama, or Edward Norton.
what's the best film you've ever seen?
omg American Beauty/Eternal Sunshine/Little Miss Sunshine
What's the most interesting object in your room?
Probably my Tibetan singing bowl
QUICK zombie apocalypse 10 items, 5 people, and a location! And preferred way to go out? (die)
Laser stick, duct tape, nail polish, hitclips, bouquet of white roses, invisible cloak, handgun, dice, a copy of 50 First Dates and some ritz crackers. Mom-white, John-white, Ladi-black, Becca-white, Gandhi-Indian. I'd like for this to happen in Tokyo.
If Nigga, would you wasp with toaster? Please answer truthfully
what the actual fuck?
How would you rid your room of a large hungry chair monster with apoulstry of satin and scales, teeth of a man eating love seat and legs nailed to the floor?
I'd sit in the chair and toot until the chair stopped breathing. Until dead. Then I take a hammer and remove the dead (and smelly) chair from my room.
How would you feel if you were your own thanksgiving turkey? How would you handle this inter dimensional paradox?
Well honestly, I feel PREPARED to answer this question. Teehaw. Anyway.
I'd be pretty angry getting stabbed with a fork so I'd use all my inner turkey core muscle to squeeze the fork that's being stabbed into me and I'd rip out the tines so there's a nice dental-related surprise for the people trying to consume me.
I'd be pretty angry getting stabbed with a fork so I'd use all my inner turkey core muscle to squeeze the fork that's being stabbed into me and I'd rip out the tines so there's a nice dental-related surprise for the people trying to consume me.
Okay, you have 14 minutes until the big science fair and all you have is 3 sausage links, a map of Europe, a firehose and an increasingly disatisfied chinchilla. What do you do?
So to illustrate how a volcano errupts, I take the map of Europe and roll one side up, creating a volcano shape. I then put the increasingly dissatisfied chinchilla inside the volcano along with the hose and the sausage links. I will lightly spritz the chinchilla with the hose and this will make him angry, thus propelling him to throw the sausage links out of a fit of rage towards the sky and this is symbolic of lava exploding out of the top and then it falls to the outside of the volcano. Even better if the sausage links are hot because lava is, well, hot.
What makes you crazy mad?
When people under the age of 30 call me Sweetie!!!! UGH