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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion is that it depends on the woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

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