I heard you shit your pants in the cafeteria, then continued to wear it.

I mean what else would I have done?
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Since you feel like you're dying, au revoir vagin de poisson.

rendez-vous en enfer
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Eat my ass, Ewlisa.

Suck my ass
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Wrong. The correct answer is a Trojan

Shut up Sophia
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If you were an Ancient Greek what would you be?

Probably Apollo or Dionysos but like woman form
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I love your nose ring

Awe thanks

Were you really impregnated by an ostrich?

maybe, maybe not

Were you birthed out of sea foam? Because you're as beautiful as Aphrodite herself.

Wow. That was impressive
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How do I get rid of my nose hair?

Wax it

Opinion on nipple pasties?

Functional
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Tbh? ;)

D'accord
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You have cute dogs

I know

Who are you friends with?

Sophia, Kylie and my mom. That's about it.
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On a scale of 1 to Miley how much do you hip thrust a day?

On a tennis day, probably shakira.

What is the best feeling ever?

When someone gives me a compliment.. It can honestly make my day so much better.