I HAVE TO RE-WRITE THIS COS I MISSED OUT LOADS.
LISA JAYNE (WITH A Y) CURRIE. JUICY. BIG FOREHEED. MY BEST FRIEND SINCE PRACTICALLY BIRTH. WE HAD A MASSIVE FALLOUT WHEN WE WERE LIKE P5 BUT WE MADE UP. SHE'S ROUND AT MY HOUSE NEARLY EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND, AND MOST OF ALL IS MY BEATLEMANIAC BESTIE. SHE LOVES PAUL AND I LOVE GEORGE. WE WENT TO LIVERPOOL TOGETHER AND JUST DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS TOGETHER. WE GET ANGRY AT PAUL FOR BEING A WOMAN AND A SAGGY GOON FOR NOT RELEASING UK DATES, AND WE HAVE SOOO MANY PERSONAL JOKES, SUCH AS LINDA RIDING A HORSE, ITS NO GAME PART 1, RAINBOW, ITS ME STOMACH MAM, DAVID BOWIES LEGS, SOUTH AFRICA, WILD CAR, AND SO MANY MORE. I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE I'D BE WITHOUT MY JUICY, AND I NEVER SAY IT BUT I LOVE HER SOOO MUCH AND I CAN TRUST HER WITH ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING AND SHE COMPLIMENTS ME ALL THE TIME AND MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY SELF. WE HAVE STRANGE OBSESSIONS AS WELL, LIKE WITH PETE BEST AND YOKO ONO, ALSO THE CLUB DE CASBAH. I HATE IT WHEN WE HAVE OUR MINI FIGHTS COS WE NEVER REALLY MEAN THEM. SHE ENJOYS SMELLING HER JACKETS AS WELL, AND WE LIKE TO STALK INSTAGRAM PEOPLE SUCH AS BEATLEMANIACBOOKWORM AND ID_HAVE_GEORGE_ANYTIME. SHE'S ALSO THE BEAST OF THE AFTERNOON, AND PURE LOVES THE ROBSTERZ. WE ALSO SPEAK SCOTTISH SLANG AW DA TIME. SHE'S OBSESSED WITH THE BEACH BOYS AND DENNIS THE MENNACE, AND SECRETLY LOVES BOWIE (I KNOW YOU DO). WE GET ON SO WELL AS WELL. WE ALSO TALK ABOUT THE STRANGEST THINGS THAT IF SOMEBODY ELSE HEARD WOULD HONESTLY THINK WE WERE SICK MINDED, I GUESS WE ARE IN SOME WAY (RINGO, VERMONT) I WANT TO WRITE SOOO MUCH MORE BECAUSE I COULD GO ON FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER ABOUT LISA BUT I'LL STOP HERE.