Your weird is affecting my vocal chords.

Well maybe we can totally hang out right now together..

I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

It's pretty cool actually... We are just running out of gas...

My real name's Fat Patricia.

I'm gonna milk that cabbage patch kid.

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Yeah no, don't put me down for cardio.

I should've taken that cardio tip more seriously

It fuels my hate fire.

We will practice and I trust you will add your own cardio...

I'm not drunk, you're just blurry.

You have a little bit of something behind your ear...

You're one of the a cappella girls. I'm one of those a cappella boys, and we're gonna have aca-children. It's inevitable.

You're really drunk right now... I don't think you're gonna remember this...

Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.

What??! You have juice pouches and rocky! (And super attractive)

Dang. Prison changed you.

You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet...

Hey Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby.

You could just say "hey million dollar baby" you don't have to name the actress...