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Battery is a noun. Go.

When I was I elementary school my friend Christopher and I used to take batteries and smash them under rocks it was cool

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Sounds like he is a swag leech you dig? like maybe his hair holds da swag he steals and it goes white when he hasnt stole any swag

I don't understand how this would make any sense at all ever

Does he drive a corvette and have a ponytail?

He owns a car dealer ship and has like 6 cars +which ever car from his lot he feels like driving that day
Also he has P clean cut hair it's like maybe 2" at its longest point and combed over to Tha side but he dyes it and it's really obvious he does it looked better white but it's his hair and I shouldn't criticize his choices u feel

was the sugardaddy tryna get a feel?

No I just don't like him at all he's hella manipulative and he really rich and tries to make jokes to me about how I only eat certain foods and usually the only food I end up eating is macaroni and he's always like You'll Eat This It's Yello!!Lol!!!!! I hate him so much omg he has that typical middle age rich guy face and he wears those half zip jacket things rich dads wear ugh I'm heated

My friend kicked me in the shin and it hurt so i went to kick him back but i missed and kick a chair and broke my toe

I broke my toe at my grandmothers house on my 17th birthday bc I accidentally kicked the heater thing trying to avoid my aunts sugardaddy bf
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One time when i was 6 my mom told me my birth sign was cancer (actually gemini) so i thought i had cancer and started crying and my mom gave me ice cream and i dropped it. and basically that wasnt a good day

Oh my god have you ever forgiven her

How do you put another tatertot in your mouth while you're choking?

The tot was in my throat and I shoved another in and it pushed it down

It had gnomes, holding assault rifles and flying through the sky in jetpacks. I've not seen it in years, I can't quite remember what was going on, but the gnomes were mad and seeking vengeance.

Sounds p cool tbh

I actually remember drawing a poster for my own movie titled, 'Killer Garden Gnomes', I think, in English class. Was it something like that?

no but in 5th grade i wrote a really long elaborate story about tattertots that came to life and i drew these super cool tatter tots with angry faces SPEAKING OF TATTER TOTS I ALMOST DIED EATING ONE TODAY i was like Actually Choking on it, like i couldnt breathe, so i decided to shove another tot down my throat hole and im lucky that didnt make it worse omg i had just looked at a sign about choking literally 10 minutes earlier and thought Huh I Wonder If Anyone Will Choke Today and i did what are the CHANCES anyway tell me more about this garden gnome

Garden gnome.

i feel like i remember something from like middle school but something is blocking it aaaa this is gonna kill me omg

I didn't say bagel... and I get to name 2 breakfast foods, them's the rules. Blueberry muffin is more of a dessert anyway.

blueberry muffins are not dessert cupcakes are
FACT

Speakers ABSURD -- A-BOMBINATION Fuck whatchoo herd Dats a sound violation [Turn that shit down!] BITCH Don't test my patience Say it again Hospital get mo patients

speakers so looooooooooud

Bagel

a few years back i had a dream that my sister was getting married to a latino man i didnt know in my back yard and she was hella stressed and was like WHERE ARE THE BAGELS and i was like THERE ARE NO BAGELS and now every time we run out of bagels my sister reminds me of this dream and i sigh and move on

Blueberry muffin.

Hm I can't think of anything that isn't just Eating one
Speaking of blueberry breakfast items though last summer I had a blueberry donut for the first time in like 2 or 3 years and I didn't expect it to be as sweet as it was and it made my eyes water and I was involuntarily crying over a donut

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