We’re in 2023 smh💀

Is there anything else nicer than that? No.

I used to work in the busiest servo of the suburb. I was so good in dealing with change that the owner asked me to change my profession.
Now a tradie. A happy tradie. No, not happy though. Just excited.

Pakistan🥲

Yk siri gets mad if i call her alexa.
🥺

Anything not mainstream. 🌚

The other day i was whinging to my convenor that i cannot write a 600 words essay in an hour.
Next day i wrote 536 words report for my crush in 23 minutes.
It was an emergency fellas.

WE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPERS IN OUR WORKSHOP. THIS GORA PAINTER GUY IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF USING THE TOILET. I’M TELLING HIM TO WASH HIS ASS AND HE’S LIKE NO NO I CANNOT 🤣🤣🤣

Ye kaisa imtehan hai kay har sawal kay badlay sawal uth rahe hain. Meri kavishon, meri koshishon, meri himmaton ki zubaan khamosh hai or meri uljhanein, nadaanian, pareshanian cheekh rahi hain mujh par kay aaj main haara hun. Aghaz e manzil par nahi puhanch kar kinaray pay haara hun. Manzil ki tarrap lay kar safar ki bay rehmi say haara hun. Aur haara aisa hun jaisa shayid hee koi haara ho.