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Will Staples
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What things should you never tell your parents?

"Mom, Dad, I know you're actually space mantises who have replaced my real parents."

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Who are you?

Pete Townshend, is that you?

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What is one thing you refuse to share?


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Is it ethical to eat meat?

Yes. Humans have been eating meat since before we were Homo sapiens. While it's possible for most people to live without it, some people absolutely need to eat meat to survive. The question is whether the animal the meat came from was raised and slaughtered ethically, which is more complicated.

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Should schools offer cash bonuses for good test scores?

Absolutely not. Children who score lower should receive more care and attention, not the other way around. Our country's obsession with standardized tests is perverse.

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Would you rather go out for dinner or cook at home?

I hate cooking and am terrible at it, so the latter.

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When you go to a movie, do you like to sit in the back, middle, or front?

The middle. The back is too far away and the front makes me crane my neck back to see the whole screen.

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Can you recommend anything to read?

"Unfinished Tales" by J.R.R. Tolkien. Best next step after you've finished "The Silmarillion".

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What's the best cheese to eat with crackers?


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What's the longest you've gone without accessing the internet?

Approximately 14 years.

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What's one animal you would not want to come face to face with?

Chuck Norris.

Because he's an asshole.

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What is one thing you are sure of?

That I will never have to quarter British soldiers in my home.

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What do you think animals think about humans?

"When is that larger animal going to feed me?"

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Do you like high heels?

Not particularly.

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Like 30 of my Answers so I could like some of yours too :)


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What is your favorite animal?

John Candy.

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What is the most dangerous animal?

Lucy Lawless.

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What celebrity annoys you the most?

Seth MacFarlane.

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What is your favorite sport to watch?


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Which celebrity would you like to meet?

Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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Where were you born?

In a log cabin I helped my father build.

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What is the strongest animal?

Freddie Mercury.

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Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?

I think all people regardless of gender should be free to have their hair as long or as short as they choose.

But on a purely personal level, I think bob or pixie cuts are really cute.

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About Will Staples:

I'm a boring average guy from New England. I like geek stuff. That's about it.

Western Massachusetts