What's the longest you've gone without accessing the internet?
Approximately 14 years.
Latest answers from Will Staples
What things should you never tell your parents?
"Mom, Dad, I know you're actually space mantises who have replaced my real parents."
Who are you?
Pete Townshend, is that you?
What is one thing you refuse to share?
Mouthwash.
Is it ethical to eat meat?
Yes. Humans have been eating meat since before we were Homo sapiens. While it's possible for most people to live without it, some people absolutely need to eat meat to survive. The question is whether the animal the meat came from was raised and slaughtered ethically, which is more complicated.
Should schools offer cash bonuses for good test scores?
Absolutely not. Children who score lower should receive more care and attention, not the other way around. Our country's obsession with standardized tests is perverse.
Would you rather go out for dinner or cook at home?
I hate cooking and am terrible at it, so the latter.
When you go to a movie, do you like to sit in the back, middle, or front?
The middle. The back is too far away and the front makes me crane my neck back to see the whole screen.
What inspires you?
Can you recommend anything to read?
"Unfinished Tales" by J.R.R. Tolkien. Best next step after you've finished "The Silmarillion".
What's the best cheese to eat with crackers?
Colby.