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What made your day today?

Well, nothing yet but I'm seeing Jesse after work so that'll probably make my day c:

Should schools offer cash bonuses for good test scores?

They should offer cash bonuses for just turning the fuck up

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screenshot texts?

Your life mustn't amount to much if you're curious about who someone like me is texting, especially considering I rarely ever text in the first place ;-;

When you go to a movie, do you like to sit in the back, middle, or front?

Up in the back left hand corner! Everytime, and if I don't get that spot, I usually don't enjoy the movie. That corner of a theatre is like my equivalent of Sheldon's Spot.

What two animals, if combined, would make for an awesome animal?

An ocelot and a snake.... Coz Metal Gear Solid is life

If you could have lunch with 5 people dead or alive who would it be?

Randy Blythe
Corey Taylor
Victor Wooten
Willie Adler
Tosin Abasi
And like, all of my best mates back home, coz fuck your rules, 5 people ain't enough

What's your favorite movie scene?

Not exactly from a movie but even still, good scene from a great show!

What angers you the most?

How dickhead music "artists" get more success for their looks and parroting the same fucking clichés while true musicians with actual talent are stuck playing bar gigs to half-arsed audiences. I could rant for hours about how fucked the music industry but I'm in too shit of a mood to be my-usual preachy douchebaggy-self

What was the last thing you bought?

A Mars bar and a bottle of Coke which really shits me sideways coz I thought I was buying one a Snickers bar and it wasn't til I got home that I realised I'd grabbed a fucking Mars bar :c Like, why would you put Mars bars into a large box with a Snickers label on it? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH AN EVIL THING!?

What do you like to do on the weekends?

Sit in my room, drink copious amounts of beer and play guitar and/or bass.
But before I left Gero I used to skate and jam with Kendal every weekend or stay at Izzy's and have gaming marathons - missin' those days

What are your 5 most favorite Websites?

Pornhub
YouTube
Ultimate Guitar
And the Ibanez and ESP websites :3

Do you have a blog?

No but I've been told I should have one coz apparently I have an "interestingly unique and beautiful style of writing" ;-; But I doubt anyome would read that shit hahahaha

What sort of things would you do to amuse yourself during a car journey?

To quote Zach Galifianakis' character in Due Date "You should've tried masturbating; I had a glorious orgasm!"
Probably not the exact quote but you get what I'm trying to say

What helps you to make the right decision?

Getting drunk because only then will I go through with what Sober Jake considers as the Wrong Decision, but they're usually the best c:

What's something every teen should know?

They should know that staying in school is NOT a necessity. It does help to finish school and what not but having a good attitude and not expecting everything to just come to you will get you so much further than a decent education alone. Take it from me, I didn't even finish year 10 and I already have a buttload of experience in the workplace, several Certs, a fair few WACE points and more to my name than most kids my age that are still in school.
Honestly, if you have your mind made up about what you wanna do with your life and don't wanna wait til after you finish school, find out what requirements you need and how to get there, drop outta school, then go out and do what the fuck you want with your life as soon as you can. Life is too short for people to just sit in a classroom and have non-essential information (that may not even holf amy crucial substance to your life) parrotted back to you.
It goes without saying, though, some people may need, or even want, to stay in school and do all that educational stuff. I'm not saying that NOT staying in school is the best option for everybody. I'm saying that staying in school isn't the be all and end all as it's made out to be. And yeah.
Just do whatever the bloody you wanna, kids. I'll leave it at that.

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you mean your not getting any? i always thought you were the kinda guy who pulls bitches al the time?

* you're
And nope, common misconception but I really don't ;-; Pretty sick of women's shit lately, especially with what's happened in the last two weeks or so - coz being slowly phased out of people's lives and getting replaced is just top fuckin' notch! *sarcastic thumbs up*
But for now, I'm under the intention of staying single for as long as possible, without even so much as a fling here and there. But ya never know - someone may come along and catch my attention and change my mind about all that /le shrug

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