I think if I were to tell you who I am, I would do it in person ... Who knows? I might say Hi :D
Might? You have to now.
I think you are a good person because you have integrity, intelligence, respect for other people, and a good taste in music. (I think all of these qualities are pretty rare these days)
Aww wow you made my night. I wish I knew who you were.
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse sized duck?
Horses are huge, with a duck beak they would chomp you in a half second. I also hate horses so I'd get a lot of enjoyment from punting tiny little horses for an hour. Horses are scary af