What's your favourite cheesy pick-up line? Have you ever actually used it on someone?
Beards can be red, blades can glow blue, there's only one precious, and that's you.
OR
If we start dating, you'll be NIV positive.
OR
Roses are red, violets are blue, *heat of the moment*, these tacos taste funny to you?
I have used none of them. None of them would work cuz I'm ugly af.
OR
If we start dating, you'll be NIV positive.
OR
Roses are red, violets are blue, *heat of the moment*, these tacos taste funny to you?
I have used none of them. None of them would work cuz I'm ugly af.