If you had to choose between a tube of toothpaste or an albino alpaca to help you rob a bag of Doritos from the far off castle of Tesco, which would you choose?
That is mostly difficult, an albino alpaca would surely blind the defenders, however, it is scared easily. A tube of toothpaste would be so minty the defenders would be forced to be distracted and cover their nasal passages. So in this senario - a tube of toothpaste is my weapon of choice.
thats so luke , you're her ex why post this on here ? you're clearly jealous
Mhrm "/
polish people are good in bed , have fun with her
Someone watches too much porn...
i heard she is tight as fuck
Hahaahahahahahaa
shes gonna play with you , be careful !
Sheeeeeeeeeet
no future with her , she doesn't want to have kids
Wicked, doesn't stop me from adopting a baby kangaroo
a lot of things like what ?
Shes stunning, so funny, we get along really well, best personality in a girl so yeah, shes perfect
did you know shes bi ?
Of course... Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
what do you see in her ?
A lot of things
i bet she doesn't like you , she likes to lie about these things
Mhrm we'll see
she can do so much better than you !
Probably true, Im not gunna lie there haha
thats sad , her friends are defending her ,hahah
Ok you're boring now haha
The idiot anon .....for gods sake eliza doesn't sleep around she is the total opposite. If you actually knew her, that would be obvious. Clearly the anon is a moron that doesn't know what they are talking about or even know the situation . go away!! So keep your fat nose out or get off anon
Jesus, go Ellie!
so much hate going on its unbelievable , if you dont know her why make up shit ?