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If you had to choose between a tube of toothpaste or an albino alpaca to help you rob a bag of Doritos from the far off castle of Tesco, which would you choose?
That is mostly difficult, an albino alpaca would surely blind the defenders, however, it is scared easily. A tube of toothpaste would be so minty the defenders would be forced to be distracted and cover their nasal passages. So in this senario - a tube of toothpaste is my weapon of choice.