Ask @gimmethatbooty:

you're a buttface

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I know but you love me

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a bald eagle looks like some of your congressmen

true

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oh wait I forgot you're from America so that doesn't apply to you

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW THE BALD EAGLE LOOKS LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL ASSHOLE THAT CARES WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT GYM

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THEN WEAR THE FUCKING BEANIE

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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CUT IT OR DONT CUT IT JUST MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND

IT LOOKS DAMN GOOD IN A BEANIE DOE

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THEN CUT IT

IDK I MIGHT BUT I KIND OF LIKE IT

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I really need a haircut ik ✂✂✂

yOur haiR I'M CHOKIG

ITS A MESS IK

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pap?

ignore my face. I'm cringing.

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I was gonna spam you with pick up lines but you suck so I'm not going to anymore

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FiNE thEn

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i can't message you, asshole

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im going to go play xbox anyway yo

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watch me

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YOU LOVE ME

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do you want me to hate you or

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you could never

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Are you stylish?

u know it

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yES AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED TO STOP USING IT

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that's not even a word

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but it makes you uncomfortable doesn't it

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why do you insist on saying that word over and over

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bc viddy

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the fact that you don't even try and still look great frustrates me can u not

I look like shit wyd

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Selfie??

i only take selfies once in a life time

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ofc you still do

Thats bae

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I love you woo ((sent to you if i actually I love you))

I love ur mom

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only you would click to see nudes

Damn straight i wanted to see the "famous" nudes

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no wayyyyyy look at these askfm famous nudes http://ask.fm/multinipple/answer/121749737554

"this answer is missing"

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how can you spend so much time with your family?? i'm around my mum for five minutes and i want to set myself on fire.

no one
because its near christmas, nigga have to.

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