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Laaandaaan is kinda weird too it seems. I can't even find it on Google Maps.

Tim Bush
Loool yeah we are pretty unknown. Because we're a magical land that has unicorns and magic mushrooms that we live in. But shhh don't tell anyone

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no, you seem very pretty, really. we call you a dime where I'm from. *i had to go to Urbandictionary.com for "taking a piss" cause that isn't a common phrase here*

Tim Bush
Lol thank you and Ahh America is weird (wait you are american right?)

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my lady, thou art as a vintage wine on a summer cruise with skin like a gourmet chocolate. My blood would boil as to smell thine perfume and your body as I mount atop it.

Tim Bush
Nah you're just taking the piss mate asdkkkk

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you know I bet if your nudes were sent back through time I bet Adam would be like "yeah God, Eve is fine but I think you messed up with this one. This is what all women should look like make more of them because I've just got the world's first boner."

Tim Bush
I worry about you

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