Ask @gracingjenny:

Why are some men thin, and others fat, although they eat the same pasta?

It all depends on the pasta: if the pasta decides to linger inside the Man, perhaps it likes the body temp or saw a cute pasta, then the Man becomes fat; but if the pasta decides otherwise, because it’s too hot or too cold or the pasta girls/guys aren’t his/her type, then the pasta leaves the body and the Man becomes thin.

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