What's your favorite snack food?

Really now? F****** POPTARTS.

What do women talk about when there are no men around?

They're plot to confuse the male population. Or shoes.
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What is the scariest movie you have ever seen?

High School Musical
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When you imagine yourself as really, really relaxed and happy, what are you doing?

Cuddling with either poptarts, or a lady.

What's your favorite midnight snack?

Well that's a hard- POPTARTS.

What was your favorite subject in school?

(is) Drama!!
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GIVE ME THE BOOTY FLAVOR.

Taylor Koone
YOU CAN'T HAVE DA BOOTY
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I want the booty.

You can't handle the booty.
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Who is the last person you met?

I think... This girl who I helped get chips out of the vending machine by hitting it with my butt. Ya.
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What kind of poptarts?

Happiness flavored. What flavor do you want?

Would you prefer to have the power to fly or be invisible?

I would be... *puts on sunglasses* SO FLY.

Are you a good liar?

I can't be good at something I don't do.
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Yes, this is Zooey Deschanel. Can I help you?

MARRY ME. I mean- would you like to, if you're not busy, get a poptart with me sometime?

What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done?

I picked up a girl's pencil once.

What does money smell like?

Strippers.
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Which city would you choose as capital of the world?

The Pacific Ocean.
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What song makes you feel happy?

Strawberry Swing by Coldplay. It makes me feel like I might find somebody, someday, and save her from the horrors of the world.
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What's a subject you wish you knew more about?

Poptarts.

Which celebrity would you like to meet?

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ZOOEY DESCHA-FREAKIN-NEL.

Do you play any online games?

Uhhhh yeah. I'm a HUGE nerd.
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How many times a day do you eat?

Too many.

Are you a better talker or listener?

Yes.
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Which quality in a man do you dislike the most?

His penis.
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Save me a booty flavor. Pretty sure that one gives you an amazing high. You could be a pop tart dealer. Good money there. :o

Taylor Koone
The booty flavor is all mine and you shall have no part in it. I don't want to give them. I want to get them! :0

I only like the brown sugar kind. :x

Taylor Koone
That's pure heresy. I mean, they're good, buuuut cookie dough, s'mores, booty flavored. I have 4 different kinds in my car. :3

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