Really now? F****** POPTARTS.
They're plot to confuse the male population. Or shoes.
High School Musical
Cuddling with either poptarts, or a lady.
Well that's a hard- POPTARTS.
(is) Drama!!
YOU CAN'T HAVE DA BOOTY
You can't handle the booty.
I think... This girl who I helped get chips out of the vending machine by hitting it with my butt. Ya.
Happiness flavored. What flavor do you want?
I would be... *puts on sunglasses* SO FLY.
I can't be good at something I don't do.
MARRY ME. I mean- would you like to, if you're not busy, get a poptart with me sometime?
I picked up a girl's pencil once.
Strippers.
The Pacific Ocean.
Strawberry Swing by Coldplay. It makes me feel like I might find somebody, someday, and save her from the horrors of the world.
Poptarts.
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ZOOEY DESCHA-FREAKIN-NEL.
Uhhhh yeah. I'm a HUGE nerd.
Too many.
Yes.
His penis.
The booty flavor is all mine and you shall have no part in it. I don't want to give them. I want to get them! :0
That's pure heresy. I mean, they're good, buuuut cookie dough, s'mores, booty flavored. I have 4 different kinds in my car. :3