The government made me. Adult life sucks.

Taylor Koone
I bet. You have to do stuff. Stuff sucks. Poptarts.

I miss you and your craziness. :(

Taylor Koone
Then why'd you graduate!?

What would you do if I go up to you at school tomorrow and steal your poptart because I'm 99% sure you'll eat one at some point tomorrow.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular box of poptarts; poptarts I have acquired over a very long night. Poptarts that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my poptarts go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will slap you.

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Talking to women. Or when I run out of poptarts.
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What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

Getting this app.

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I feels ya. You should wear a sweater.

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My arm.
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What would be a perfect job for you?

Doing poptart commercials with Zooey Deschanel.

What's your dream job?

To be an Actor. If only if only.

If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?

A girlfriend and poptarts... I want those now. 0_0

Who or what made you smile today?

Going to dinner with my bro hams!

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I would be able to stretch like Mr. Fantastic!!! :D

What's you favorite word?

I don't know off the top of my head... Whore maybe? Don't judge.
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