I lack the understanding of the meaning of those words....

I saved my friend's contact name by a girl's name, now getting messages and calls by him makes me feel less single.....

Is that a trick question?

I am cube root of Awazaar right now....

Seeing sasti larkiyan ki posts "I am a world, you can't contain"....

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else......

Me: OMG if he finds me he'll kill me....
Killer: Pak army is corrupt....
Me: Teri maa ki ******
*killer dies*

My little 8 year old brother has more money in his wallet than me......

When my friends take my brutally honest remarks in a good sense.....

Pinky toe can also be used as a furniture detector in a dark room........