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>Haremhorns last fifthteen nohorn years// really? I heard of a rumor there was a Hornmother that was way over 70 years. maybe more! But she lives alone and can't lay any more eggs. How she can do that is unknown. Maybe she is the smartest of all hornmothers!

February 07, 2017

Leaderhorn is made up, anonhorn. ; w :
Also time spent weeping is time not spent watching smallhorns learning how to jump.

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How old can horns get? Compared to nohorns for example if you happen to know.

February 06, 2017

Haremhorns last fifthteen nohorn years, like musclehorns. Hornmothers live twice that. And those years just... fly by.

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How do you call out to specific horns? Like a specific haremhorn for example.

February 06, 2017

You tap her shoulder, sometimes ten times over even if you have nothing to ask of her.

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Are you a meme?

February 04, 2017

I'm not a meme, I'm a haremhorn.

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It's International Hedgehog's Day! What would you name your hedgehog, if you had one?

February 02, 2017

Dessert!

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That would be absolutely terrible if someone went and started breaking hornmother eggs ;~~;

February 02, 2017

Yes. ; w :

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Wouldn't being a nohair make you a wronghorn?

February 01, 2017

Just a bald horned thing. =I
Nothing a few weeks of being bald can't fix. Hornmothers prank each other with the hair all the time, it's just not that bad.

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Are you on CuriousCat yet? What's your profile link if you are?

Chris Charabaruk

February 01, 2017

I just went in there to call Nielly cute.

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What would you do if your hair got shaved off as a prank?

February 01, 2017

Cry? Sob? Throw a fit? Stare blankly? Bald or not, herdwork will be herdwork anyway. ;w:

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Would you wear the virgin killer sweater?

February 01, 2017

If its cold?

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Have there ever been himehorns with mental issues or problems with thier sanity? :Ic

WALKINGDEADMANN

January 31, 2017

Yup, down at the cave's entrance. Some of us have their quirks, but only when they aren't bad enough to be risky. Sometimes the smallhorns start walking around and babbling to themselves nonstop... and that's it. =(

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You'd probably feel like a defective if your hair was cut real short, even buzzed off completely maybe. :I That'd look weird :I

January 31, 2017

It world. D:
I don't like the idea, I like my hair.

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So what you're saying is ropes made of musclehorns?

January 31, 2017

If you think of musclehorns as ropes they become really useful.

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Are Musclehorn ticklish?

January 31, 2017

Yes, and they laugh all funny! And they are so big.

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Not being able to move is part of it.

January 30, 2017

=P they will move if they want to, they are musclehorns. You need a musclehorn to keep a musclehorn from moving, not a rope.

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What hairstyle is in fashion now?

January 29, 2017

We always use the same, with a few little differences here and there.

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Musclehorns tied together? I approve of musclehorn BDSM.

January 29, 2017

Why do nohorns tie each other, you can't move like that. D:

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What is the first thing you do after waking up?

January 28, 2017

Squirm my way out of the haremhorn pile.

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Would you eat @EsperQuestQM ?

January 28, 2017

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yes.

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Do you wear sunglasses at night?

January 28, 2017

Yup.

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Why do you eat cats? :Ic

WALKINGDEADMANN

January 26, 2017

Hunger? Don't worry though, our "cats" are a bit different from yours. :D

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Do you know what a "gun" is? :Ic

January 26, 2017

It's one of those things the templars make holes with. I don't like them at all.

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How would you feel if @himehorn became a zombie and she tried to eat you?

January 22, 2017

Bad? Very very bad? ;ww:

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What’s your biggest cooking failure?

January 21, 2017

I like carving food to look like things. One time I made a smallhorn-looking carrot (and the other haremhorns LIKED IT, never forget) and served it to one of our little smallhornmothers.

She ended up biting another smallhorn in the cheek.

I ended up scowled by the rest of the haremhorns Later on, everyone started to trip with time ropes everywhere. That very same smallhornmother had been tying little ropes at every single corner. We found out she lost at a game of jumping the rope with the smallharemhorns, and nobody bothers me ever since.

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