Ugh! We've gone over this. One of my closest friends is an alien. My ROD Destinee. And I download music from her computer and have her grandma make me cheesecake
The past three winners of Survivors...they're considered celebrities right?
In your pants.
With a rhymey phrase. For example, 'what's up buttercup' 'yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for meee 'hello jello' etc.etc.etc.
*sings* me, myself, and I that's all I got
Yo momma, yo daddy, yo bald head granny
The fact that you have to ask that question should be answer enough for you
I love it! As long as your teeth aren't yellow...
...is food involved?
Are you trying to flirt with me?
Why? Are you gonna be my designated driver?
I don't think you can count that high sweetie
A Twix. Because right now, I really need a moment.
Why? Are you planning to get me some? Cuz I'd love you forever if you were
I'm pretty sure to asian people it's a sign of good luck. But I'm not asian, so that shit is just nasty to me.
God
Go see #oomf
being with a simp. I seriously can't. So, if you are one, do NOT hit me up.
Lord...there is too much to list
Making a twitter. Worst mistake of my life
Addicts. Cuz they'll do any and everything to get their fix!
The Federal Reserve
The chicken enchiladas I made last night!!
Woodsmoke...and Patrick. Patrick smells amazing!! Like...I would marry Patrick just cuz he smells sooo good
When people find me funny
When people find me pretty
When people tell me I'm funny/pretty
When I get compliments>>>
When I get food
When I get a new swimsuit (sub tweet to my mother)
When I drive
When I see my best friends
When people acknowledge that I'm right
When I love people wrong
When me and my mommy love each other
When I visit Spelman
When I see my sister from another mister
When me and Dee chill
Someone buying me food
Talking about Spelman
Getting new workout clothes
My team!! (Or at least the people I like)
...yup. That's basically it...