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Jared Ansel Williams

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Who else do you think it is brahh....... MILO :)

ohhhh! so you asked... "how are you sooo black? hahahahah" that makes sense now!

You're getting so much questions now. I feel special because I asked you the first question on ask.fm :)

who are you! >:O! and thank you for not asking me a question! :P

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just do it

you got that from nike right! :p i have a shirt that says that! Why do you wanna know! And if you really wanna know, ask me in person! }:D
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do u find urself hot

yes i do, because i learnt in science that black things absorb more heat than any other colours so i'm def HOT! :p i don't judge wether i'm hot thats just stupid, i leave that for the girls to do, so that means im not hot! :D
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Who has the best sense of humor?

in school thats definitely ME and Alex <- he can be a stand up comedian!

Thanks for the answer man, I'm the one that asked the question about getting all the racist jokes from others.

fernando right!

I am black and I usually get teased by Asians and the white ones at my school. I don't even have friends. Do you have any ideas how I can survive this?

use your ninja skills bro! you were made black for a reason! be funny! they only make fun of you cause they are just jealous you're more skilled than them and they have no life and they can't think of good jokes so they make lame ones! show them your talents even if it is eating a whole bucket of KFC chicken! first you got to accept that your black and don't take their lame jokes too seriously and make fun of their jokes or them! try to find friends that have the same interest as you and let them back you up with the racist asians and whites, remember that your black and that you have a bigger "ninja" then them! make a lot of hilarious jokes and be the joker of you're class! remember the asians (yellow peep) are all girls they are born with big mouthes but no guts and the whites are scared of black people, they just like making fun of the weak black guys cause they know they accept their racist comments once you show that you don't care of anything they will back off! hope all these FACTS help you BRO!

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y u hate korean?

no i don't I'm just waiting for them to bomb my house :p ! Jessy started this korean thing so don't blame me!

no bro you suck at basketball u shoot like a noob

so if you know i suck why did you ask me that question, and the team wouldn't be complete without me! and thats a fact!

Don't you ever get tired of the racist comments... I would be...

at first i was, but then i thought why was born in this color ( thank goodness i didn't do what Michael Jackson did :p ). I then thought of it as a positive way! It comes pretty handy at night! and i thought of all those people who make those lame racist jokes; they only make racist jokes cause they have no life and can't think of a funny pun! so i started making jokes of myself so that people who are sad can't make any racist jokes! they eventually got bored of doing it cause i didn't show that cared about their comments! even if did make racist jokes i basically made a racist joke about them so they shut their mouth or i just act like what they said was true, for example haha it's so dark i cant see jared, and i reply ya am happy I'm black and that you cant see me cause i am actually getting ready to pull a prank on you or i use it as advantage and hide in a corner and i scare the shit of them! SO BEING BLACK IS GOOD!

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