I want to be part of this thing with your sister, by the way. But he's lot worth loads of effort. So do that for a bit, let him heal, then carry on, etc. Don't want him dying of pain or passing out, do we?
Of course you'll be a part of this. It'll be a group venture, I'm sure. And that was my thinking too. Do what we will until he is close to death (after swapping his balls with his eyeballs) and let him recover enough that he's alright but can't run, then repeat the process.
Ha, fun.
Ha, fun.