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how many episodes should be in a season of a tv show

As many as it needs to be good and accurate.
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I said, "Roose is on the loose" to my sister and I swear there was a gust of wind and a tumbleweed just rolled by in the silence.

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Tampons or Pads?

I'm so annoyed because the darkspawn broodmother is a ugly bitch and usually I can defeat her pretty easily, but I forgot to change morrigan/alistair for wynne so she can heal me because I have a serious lack in health poultices.
Ugh fuck.
Liked by: Lord Lima Bean

hey iDaena i like you ! !

Hello friend. I would probably like you too if you relinquished your identity.

what was an embarrassing moment you girls had with your huge dicks in front of guys?

I'm bored of you tbh.

Do your nipples stick out and become visible through your shirt when you get cold or aroused?

I own these things, often called 'bras' that prevent such things.

why are you being so pally with your ex??

Because we split mutually and amicably through circumstances entirely out of our control and are still good friends :)

You make my sadness disappear with your beautiful smile.

I hope that's true because knowing I making someone happy, anon or no, makes me happy too.
Liked by: Lord Lima Bean

I could stare at you forever and I’d still feel like I haven’t had enough of you.

Trust me, that feeling would go very quickly.

I take no responsibility. And hey it's not my fault Loghain is well-written and complex >;3

Lord Lima Bean
HE ISN'T WELL WRITTEN OR COMPLEX. HE WAS A HERO IN FERELDEN WITH A RATHER INTENSE HATRED FOR THE ORLESIANS (WHICH IS KIND OF UNDERSTANDABLE BUT STILL WEIRDLY OBSESSIVE) WHO ALLOWED HIS KING AND SON-IN-LAW, AS WELL AS MOST OF THE GREY WARDENS IN FERELDEN TO BE MASSACRED SO THAT HE COULD SIT AS REGENT (BECAUSE HE COULD BE KING) AND START A CIVIL WAR BEFORE EVEN CONSIDERING DEALING WITH THE DARKSPAWN AND ARCHDEMON.
There. Loghain in a paragraph. Gosh.
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I think that everyone should laugh and smile a bit extra, and sometimes the strangest things are the funniest. This is a complete joke so have fun, laugh and be imaginative with it! Ok, here's the weirdest question I could think of! If you had the chance to wedgy someone, describe what you'd do! :D

I'd probably give Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir the biggest, baddest and most humiliating wedgie of his entire life, then I'd execute him like the little bitch he is.
I don't like Loghain.

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