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aw bby that's so sweet of you <3 if he didn't look after me, he'd have me to deal with anyway:) on another note, we have a female to kill or scare okay?

All 4 u;)) and oh, gimme the details.

after i get a good source of income, i will be your sugar daddy okay

The same applies to you, yes muchly.

hm yes that s a smart idea. chelsea and i decided we know a pimp (i cannot disclose who this is im sorry) so i'll just tell him to do is and sort everything out, man

You need not disclose this information for me, but he better look after you or I chop of his penis with a meat cleaver and feed it to him bit by bit.

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i totally could be, man. just have to find some paying customers. how does one go about this

Advertise on google?

i need to become rich so i can be your sugar daddy

It depends who you are but start funding my cosplay and it's all good.

NO IT'S NOT SHUT UP IT'S FAB OKAY im sorry it is its terrible but i also watch American Horror Story so its okay??

I guess that balances it out a little c;

i think i should give up the sugar daddy idea and go back to the becoming a prostitute idea. i asked chelsea how one becomes a prostitute but she ignored me. think shes worried id work on her turf (casually calling my cousin a prozzy yep okay)

Chelsea is territorial about these things, isn't she?
Prostitute was my fallback career Nicoley, but you could totally be a high-end escort.

i can't really talk because i am now obsessed with First Dates ;-; i am so ashamed

tHAT'S EVEN WORSE

idk i dont want one older than me mam and who isn't attractive and interesting, so.-.

I can understand that ;3;
as long as they funded my cosplay idec

aw bby no why are you watching that youre as bad as chelsea

idk man, I spend hours watching it like every single day.

i didnt know what else to say. i attract such weirdos it not even funny;-; like, the other day, i got some guy asking for a quickie? like wot. do you not know i am a virgin?? before that i had some 32+ year old wanting to be my sugar daddy ffs

I wouldn't complain about having a sugar daddy unless he was super weird and into super weird as a result ;3;

the guy is obsessed with anal i swear he was like "would you like that up your backdoor" and i was just like what even and i asked what it was and he explained it was his dick and i was like 'oh right it's so small and um weird that i didn't realise' and now i think he deleted me

Hahahahahahaha! I'm crying, that's amazing well done you.

he messaged me again and theRE WAS A PICTURE OF HIS DICK

send him a dick pic back and he'll probably cry

DAENA DAENA DAENA DAENDADAE NA DAENA DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT GUY ON KIK??

Omfg yes I remember, why whats happened?

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And just what would you like me to divulge unto you, perceptive reader?

Well the Third age mod allows you to play several races within Tolkien's middle earth such as dwarves, men, elves and even orc's. you play with them in massive armies and also get to conquer middle earth/

Well, shitballs.

Did you know that outer space only exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris is my great uncle or something, idk.

Have you ventured on to DakkaDakka yet ?

I took a quick look around and I have to say, I love it.
I need to look properly, though.

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