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What is your favorite type of pie?

Someone called a vagina a meat pie once and I just can't eat them anymore.

what do you like in boys?

Fgs. I'm having emotional male trauma why would you ask me this?
~Tall
~Not skinny but not fat (I hope I've not offended anyone)
~Glasses and stubble are the best
~Tattoos and piercings are a bonus, mm yeah.
~Nerdy/geeky because we could geek out and that would be cool.
~Booty
~Intelligent
~Funny
~Actually gives a shit.
~Doesn't mind sitting in sweats with pizza and chicken nuggets and watching films/LOTR marathons in a fort sometimes.
Yeah, that would be nice.

This is what I'm trying to heal, gods be damned. D, I want to help her.

Me too. I want to make her see that she deserves to smile.
We're talking now. I just want Bumholey to smile again.

I don't know what I can do. I'll be moaned at if I bake, which usually helps. But I'll end up worse because of the moaning. I might walk ASDA. I should do that. Please do, you deserve to always be smiling and happy

Perhaps a short walk will calm you down even if you can't bake :3
and eh, i'll try all 4 u bby.

I was sad. And it's magically turned to anger. A very viscous anger that's dangerous. I've only felt like this twice before, and both times scarred me for life. I don't like this. But I'm so angry at everything. Hugs for you. No sadness. Remember the thrusting failure, and I'll teach you to waltz.

You find an outlet if you can and I'll cheer up for you okay?

You are cute. If I accept it, you have to. Also, I'm in such a violent mood right now. I want to attack someone, or start an argument. Fucking Hell. People better be nice around me now. (Obvs not people like you because you're too fab so it's okay)

You're feeling violent and for some bizarre reason I'm feeling pretty sad all of a sudden. Fuck everything, man.

YES. DAENA. THAT IS US. OKAY? OKAY. God dammit. We're only sometimes cute. We're also psychopaths who will maim and torture people. If you hurt someone I love, I will destroy you, I will not stop until you are a broken quivering shell of your old self, and I will be ever so creative. Okay? Okay<3

That is us.
Except I'm not actually cute, I kind of suck, but essentially that's us.
And guys, you have been warned.

Daena. I keep getting called cute. People think I'm soft and nice. I don't like it. If only they saw the threats I send you. I am not cute. I am evil.

I SUFFER FROM THE SAME PROBLEM.

But that's so many kilometres

Okay then, maybe not swimming.
Some other mode of transport, perhaps?

Not that expensive. If I worked for a month I could say there for weeks.

Then I think you should somehow possibly swim your way over.

It's so fucking luxurious and I'm getting so excited. In all the ways. heheheheheh

Oh Kriss.
Ohohohohuehuehuehue you saucy thing.

Or maybe just a really nice hotel with a bubblebath. uheuheuheuhueueuehue

Well yeah that would work too:')
I only said our houses because it's free lmao.

That's a good point. Should I come up to stay with you, or with Nicole (If she wants me D:)

Oh I don't know D:

If I did come over, where would I stay?

I'm assuming this is Kriss, because who else, right?
Well, there's my house. I won't say Nicole because saying that without her permission would probably get me arrested.

D, I wanna come too! But I kinda have no money, soooo.

Argh! We need you.
I swear to the Gods, I even happen to come into a windfall of money you're coming over.

Yeah, I want to travel more. And after my exams I should be able to. So it'd be nice to see you, and her.

Aw, that's lovely! :3

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