Daena omfg I had to go ASDA and I was annoyed but I saw nice booty on this guy with a fucking sleeve and he smiled at me and I swear I swooned
Nicole. You should have sauntered past him and gave him The Eye.
What angers you the most?
I'm an angry little person. Most things make me angry.
Exactly, fuck that
[angry grumbling]
And you're not here with me so boo
Fuck the ocean and various places inbetween here and there.
You two are under arrest for having the female version of blue balls
Best part is, it's basically, though not physically, true.
Heh, duty
Aye, sir. Booty duty.
Sweet. I'll get right to work. "MAM, I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO BEND OVER, YOU APPAER TO BE WET. HAVE NO WORRY, I'M ON FUCK DUTY
I spat out my drink. You go, Kris. Fulfill your duty!
I volunteer for fuck duty? D, yes? No?
Fuck Duty. Official title now. ^Position filled.
I told you. It's not my fault. I need to get laid and shit. Or stare at a cute booty.
Dem feels. Also. I need to stare at/touch a cutie booty.
This is why nicole should be here, so I have another one to impress with my sexinesd and wordsmithing
Nicole Kris wishes to impress you with his sexiness and wordsmithery.
Oh no I should just stay and say clitoris and organize cuddly orgies
c l i t o r i s and you instigate these things damn you.
I leave for a little bit and come back to this. What?:')
idek this is why you shouldn't leave
Haha. Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean, know what I mean? Oh, say no more, say no more.
You,eh, like photography, D? Little snap snap say no more!?
Hahaha, well, I'd consider myself a photography enthusiast.
This makes all tingly all over. ALL OVER
Ah, good. VERY GOOD.
All the innuendos, d. Hehe
I wish I was sorry for this.
Wanna snapchat your hot
Thank you?:') But I don't have a phone at the moment because I broke it like a dick head.
Well, give her a cigarette because round two will be even harder.
Oh my my.
I'll wait and see if Nicole can even right now
I bet she can't even. She's so done. 100% done.
IT, D
IT
OH. HUEHUEHUE ALRIGHTY THEN.
Boom, wordsmith strikes again. Let's bloody do it.
I'm down for this. Let's do this shit. ...What are we doing?
And my words made you both question LIFE ITSELF. I am the messenger, the pencil my weapon, emotions my weapon, and you my MUSE. Let's create fucking magic, aye?