All this unconditional love for Momina Mustehsan.
Ok guys she is pretty no doubt but for the love of God stop with this wankfest already ffs please!

Life happened to me bruv.And I literally have no explanation how this fuck up happened! I could've easily been a gorilla or a Panda or something like that.

I inhale bullshit and exhale sarcasm.Thats a pretty crazy thing to do actually.Some people explode handling bullshit.

Friend: Bro can I copy your homework?
Me: WTF? There was a homework?
Friend: Yea bro but I didnt do it because todays Chemistry test is so hard I ended up studying all night?
Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD! THERE'S A TEST ASWELL?

Michael Phelps would have a hard time reaching my Number of Gold medals if there was an Olympic event named "Rhythmic Eating"

There are 16 year olds winning medals at Olympics and then there's me still pushing at doors that say pull.

"The path of inner peace begins with four simple words!"
"NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM!"

1-A kick to the balls (obviously)
2-Classic left Arm Spin (I love spinners tho)
3-A 275 gm packet of M&Ms (OMG DEAD)

When people say they hate Harry Potter without even bothering to read the books.

I hate how after an argument I think of more clever shit I could've said to turn the argument in my favour but nah..