Followed π
That moment when you're smiling while texting
And your family member is starring at u π
-Ha**mi ho tou Mikael jessa π
-khoobsurat ho tou Manou jesa πΈ
-wafadar ho tou Jameel jessa π
-Ashiq ho tou Salahudin jessa π
-yateem ho tou jeena jesa ππΉπΉ
1) I woke up.
2) I went to school.
3) I saw her.
4) I ran to her.
5) I hugged her and i kissed her.
Walaiti boys order is same (1,2,3,4,5)
Pakistani boys order is (2,3,4,5,1)
Kips :- "kaam i papu service"
Pakistani Khawateen :-
Jannu mei jab achi trhan tayar ho kr , achy kapray pehan kr bazar sabzi leny jati hun tou sabzi wala sabzi mehngi deta ha π
Jannu :-
Jann aesa kiya kro , purany kapry pehan kr or katora hath mei pakar kr bazar , sabzi leny jaya kro sabzi wala free ki sabzi de ga phir ππ
Facebook :- Mei sab kuch janta hun. π
Google :- Mery pas sub kuch ha. π
Internet :- Mery bgeir tum dono kuch bhi nae. π
CHARGER :- AWAAZ NEECHY !!
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Pakistani Bacha paedah hoty sath hi :-
-Mujhy kuch nazar nai a raha π mei andha hun π
Nurse :-
-Nae , baeta light gae we ha π±
Bacha :- Ohh-teri-khair Ay "Pakistan" tay nae ?? πππππππππππππππππππππ
-Phool hun ghulab πΉ ka chambailii ka nai
Ashiq hun tera , teri saheli ka nai !!