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That moment when you're smiling while texting
And your family member is starring at u 😟

-Ha**mi ho tou Mikael jessa 🙊
-khoobsurat ho tou Manou jesa 👸
-wafadar ho tou Jameel jessa 💂
-Ashiq ho tou Salahudin jessa 💑
-yateem ho tou jeena jesa 🙊😹😹

1) I woke up.
2) I went to school.
3) I saw her.
4) I ran to her.
5) I hugged her and i kissed her.

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Walaiti boys order is same (1,2,3,4,5)
Pakistani boys order is (2,3,4,5,1)

Kips :- "kaam i papu service"

Pakistani Khawateen :-
Jannu mei jab achi trhan tayar ho kr , achy kapray pehan kr bazar sabzi leny jati hun tou sabzi wala sabzi mehngi deta ha 😐

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Jannu :-
Jann aesa kiya kro , purany kapry pehan kr or katora hath mei pakar kr bazar , sabzi leny jaya kro sabzi wala free ki sabzi de ga phir 😂😂

Facebook :- Mei sab kuch janta hun. 😊
Google :- Mery pas sub kuch ha. 😉
Internet :- Mery bgeir tum dono kuch bhi nae. 😎
CHARGER :- AWAAZ NEECHY !!
🔌📱 😂😂

Pakistani Bacha paedah hoty sath hi :-
-Mujhy kuch nazar nai a raha 😭 mei andha hun 😭

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Nurse :-
-Nae , baeta light gae we ha 😱

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Bacha :- Ohh-teri-khair Ay "Pakistan" tay nae ?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

-Phool hun ghulab 🌹 ka chambailii ka nai
Ashiq hun tera , teri saheli ka nai !!