So you said for me to tell you a joke. I'm not good at jokes but here is one for ya. (I didn't actually do this) My friend said onions were the only food that could make someone cry. I threw a coconut at his face.

Cute. You don't need to premise it saying that you didn't. It was a joke, and you're not going to offend me/weird me out/make me think you're a bad person. Maybe you should try hitting friends more often to get over such fears!
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