Haha I will totally try it some time. After the day I've had, I feel the need to hit something

Oh, what’s wrong, and what happened? I’m not sure how far you are, but the one thing I haven’t tried with a female friend is to be hit in the balls. You? Strange, I know. I don’t think it’d likely take much to pack a punch either?
+3 answers in: “So you said for me to tell you a joke. I'm not good at jokes but here is one for ya. (I didn't actually do this) My friend said onions were the only food that could make someone cry. I threw a coconut at his face.”