Just a rough start to my day. I woke up and my entire body was sore. My nose was clogged. I have a lot of homework to work on and I have to go to work soon. Plus it's super humid which I am not a fan of

Sounds viral. Keep drinking fluids. Hopefully you're feeling a bit better. I'm surprised that you didn't comment on my unconventional suggestion of seeing what it's actually like to be hit in the balls. I'm a little embarrassed for mentioning a strange curiosity of mine given no response.
+3 answers in: “So you said for me to tell you a joke. I'm not good at jokes but here is one for ya. (I didn't actually do this) My friend said onions were the only food that could make someone cry. I threw a coconut at his face.”