@iluv8

Jared Wu

How to make a woman happy?

heh heh, well, first you need to constantly tell her how ugly she is, then u need to constantly abuse her, then kidnap her and put her in ur basement, then what you have to do get her addicted to heroin that u got from danny ming, Next you put her through withdraws, finally you have to threaten her with a gun and say that if she doesn't drive you to school, ull kill her
and thats how u make a woman happy, and this will totally work, cuz all girls like bad boys!!!
honestly, i still don't understand the idea behind why girls like "bad boys," the next rant time with jared will probably be about this

Latest answers from Jared Wu

Do you treat your body like a Temple or more like an Amusement Park?

hahahaha. i dont have a body.. wait what

Who was the last person you met today?

ha, here in the small ghetto of calabasas, u only know who's in ur gang. I happen to be in the asian jew gang so i already know everyone, so back off bitches else i'll use the power of math and saving money to beat the shit out of you

so what is this persian party you speak of?

1) you r obviously someone i know cuz i only posted that on skype
2) stop trying to stalk me through various websites
3) It was the most amazing thing ever and i already gave a basic synopsis of what happened so go away
4) I lost the game
5) I DID IT BITCHES!!!!!!! but u dont know what i did, cuz i lost the game again

How do you see yourself spending your time in your old age?

i already am in my old age, asians don't have childhoods

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