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What's the best thing that happened to you today?

absolutely nothing, i got a 70 on my kane test and now my moms flipping her shit and saying that im too stupid to be in gate and that shes gonna go talk to mr. kane about what i should do, so i guess the best that happened to me was finishing my process paper or getting all the way through perdido at full speed and improvisation without making mistake which r still prett good things, but my day still sorta sucks

When you are in trouble, whom do you call for help?

i call upon the protection of mrs. colman, she will fight off all of my attackers by sitting on them and scare them just by looking at them

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What is the best news you could hear right now?

doctor- "ur pregnant"
me- "what"
doctor- "u impregnated by a male omri, a very rare species of barbaric reptiles that go around . it turns out ur a female omri"
me- "damn it aidan. ur years of testing and experiments finally payed off"
doctor- "whos aidan?"
me- "u dont want to know"

Do you play games? Games are fun. It isn't fun when you lose the game though. It's unfortunate. In some games you even yell out loud "I LOST THE GAME" whenever you lose it. But that game is pretty simple actually, just don't think about losing the game.

u know what! u know what! U! R! making me sad *bursts into tears*, why would u do this to me :(

NO JARED DONT DISABLE IT! Set one time a day to check if it's interfering with your school work! DONT LEAVE US

oh, thats actually a good idea, i might just do that, thx aidan

Сообщение понял. Я еще необычайно поступлю с Приказом 84 и ордена 69. Удачи, товарищ, и, прежде всего, Россия-матушка

Danny Ming
Подождите. Товарищ. Я просто понял, что-то. Кто Отец Россия? Разве Россия-матушка волшебным пропитать себя как Иисус?

do u like "the stuff"

depends on what "the stuff" is, is it sex, drugs, money, food, flashcards, jackalopes, chinchillas, cocaine pockets, max, gravity hammers, Alaska, democracy, merica? what r we talking about here

Hello friend, Join Mother Russia. We will unite with China and dominate the world I will consider. I with North Korea and the Syrians. But I can probably convince the Chinese Minister to execute the order 84. If worse comes to worse, I can not just kill him, take his family hostage and force them th

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em to join the association. I'll meet you in the house of 216, so that we can work something out. NICE CONVO!

ikr! us communists r awesome

How to make a woman happy?

heh heh, well, first you need to constantly tell her how ugly she is, then u need to constantly abuse her, then kidnap her and put her in ur basement, then what you have to do get her addicted to heroin that u got from danny ming, Next you put her through withdraws, finally you have to threaten her with a gun and say that if she doesn't drive you to school, ull kill her
and thats how u make a woman happy, and this will totally work, cuz all girls like bad boys!!!
honestly, i still don't understand the idea behind why girls like "bad boys," the next rant time with jared will probably be about this

Здравствуйте товарищ, Регистрация Россию-матушку. Мы будем объединяться с Китаем и доминировать в мире

Danny Ming
Я буду считать. Я с Северной Кореей и сирийцев. Но я, вероятно, может убедить китайское министра выполнить заказ 84. Если придется, хуже, я могу просто убить его, взять его семью в заложники, и заставить их вступить в ассоциацию. Я буду встретиться с вами в доме 216, так что мы можем работать что-то вне.

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