I chugged a 5th of Vodka to myself (for being my first time drinking ever). I ended up having over half of my body full of nothing but alcohol poisoning; I blacked the fuck out; vommited a shit ton; kept stumbling over my feet and fucking face planting the concrete; and I fucking ran into a door and knocked myself the fuck out! ???? NEVER DRINK A 5TH OF VODKA TO YOURSELF IF IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME DRINKING EVER! ??