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Are you a Scorpio?

Yep!

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If you could go back to the past, lets say about ten years ago. What would you say to yourself? Just one thing.

Girl don't embarrass yourself with this bisexual business you're so gay it hurts.

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If you could change one thing about life, what would it be ??©

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I would just like to have my own apartment and nice thighs. Otherwise I'm actually quite fine right now! All good things happening.

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Hej Saga! Jag ska gå på pride i år för första gången i år (jag är 19 btw) och tänkte fråga vilken dag du skulle rekomendera att gå om man bara går en dag? Och sen också om du har några generella tips att tänka på eller nåt? ❤❤❤

Vad kul att du ska gå i år vännen! Jag har själv mest gått i själva paraden av olika anledningar som jag inte riktigt minns? Men den är alltid jätterolig, även om det är varmt och klibbigt som fan. Så ett hett tips (pun intended) är att välja parad-dagen, och om du ska gå i paraden att ha så lite kläder som möjligt på dig + bekväma skor. Gick i jeans och platåskor ett år. Jesus jag dog nästan. Sen så... Jag skulle väl rekommendera att stämma träff med folk och hitta på saker? Pride park brukar inte vara superlivat när det inte är något event på G, så håll koll på schemat och se vad du tycker verkar roligt! Och ser du mig kan du alltid heja, jag är snäll och kommer ha min semester under Pride så kommer vara på superhumör. ♥

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Did you like the new Orange is Black season?

I did. I really did. A few parts were? And my favorite season will probably always be season 2, so hard to top that season, but yeah. Feels like Piper redeemed herself a little at least. To be honest I've never been part of the Piper is the new Larry hate club though. But still.

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Twerked so hard, lost my weave. Bad dudes out on Christmas eve. ~~

Bruno Mars or Drake?

Neither ewww.

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Was your first kiss before you realized you liked girls?

Nope. I knew from an early age so. Why?

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Would you consider live streaming one day?

Hm. Maybe. I think I space out too easily to do that though? And I'd be super aware of the fact that it's live so I'd... space out and freeze at the same time?

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What was your first kiss like?

So, so awkward. I was basically slammed against a car I think. So much tongue. Completely overwhelming, not at all pleasant. Sincerest apologies to my ex for this harsh critique but I'm sure your skills have improved since our strange romance, buddy.

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Which stereotypes do you hate the most?

caprichosa

Anything that has to do with sexuality and gender and race. Personally hearing "but you don't look/dress/act like one of those lesbians!" or "women shouldn't say/lift/do/etc. that!" really, really grinds my gears.

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What is your strongest personal quality?

I know when it's time to say no and walk away. It's a typical Scorpio cut-all-ties-if-you-hurt-me thing I guess lol, but it's not like I'll dump my hypothetical partner for... not emptying the dishwasher? And it doesn't apply to just relationships either, but all situations. Anyway I can take a lot of crap, is my point, but I've learnt when enough is enough and that it's best to just quit and leave, no second chances, even if it's scary and hard. Believe it or not it's been rather beneficial.

Also I know I can come off as a Bitch but:

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Would you rather be respected or feared ??©

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A little bit of both, depending on the crowd. Do I want men to fear me for example? Absolutely I want men to fear me. Women? Not so much, would rather be respected and part of the gang.

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I made an account again to say this. Years ago you encouraged me to go a step further with make up, to try new things and be brave, which I did. Today I get asked multiple times a week how I do my make up. Thank you. This helped me so much and I grew as a person. Thank you again. - Ginger

Hi Ginger! Or should I say good evening? Anyway, thank you so much for putting the biggest smile on my face. You rock and I'm so proud of you and so glad that I've somehow had a positive impact on your life. This really means the world to me, please know that. Keep going!! World needs more brave people, ok. ♡

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So recently I read on twitter that many queer people don't want straight couples at Pride. They said that it is a space for queer couples & that bi/pan people who are in a het relationship shouldn't go, either. What do you think?

I mean obviously actual straights shouldn't make it about them, but bi and pan people? Yeah they should be allowed regardless. I gotta admit last year at Pride I rolled my eyes so freaking hard at a dude and a gal who were all lovey dovey (I'm not a huge fan of PDA in general though) but then I realized hey, they could be bi, one or both of them could be trans. Or whatever. What the hell do I know about it and who am I to judge two people I don't know based on a quick look? So I had to kind of slap myself on the wrist a little there. There's enough biphobia in the LGBT community as it is, let them breathe. Just maybe don't have hetero sex in the middle of the Pride parade. That's all I'm asking.

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You can create a new body organ: what would it do?

Uhm boost my metabolism and control bloating + period cramps? Would pay money for that.

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How is it that a beautiful girl like yourself couldn't get any beauty sleep?

Last time I checked my looks had like little to nothing to do with my incapability to sleep. Haha. I've had a very strange week! A lot of anger, a lot of crying and a loooot of thinking. It's actually been good though. Got some major life changes coming up but I'm very positive about it.

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What did you dream about last night?

I couldn't sleep so. 🙃 Let's say I dreamed about my cat's snoring because that's been the soundtrack of this night.

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Do you easily develop crushes?

Noo I kinda don't. It takes some effort for me to actually like someone on a level deeper than just pure physical attraction. When I do crush I crush hard and fast though, it's like "nah I don't like her- hOLY SHIT" haha. But yeah, happens rarely!

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Dream car?

The Road Runner

One that comes with a free driver...

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Have you ever been rude to someone and you didn't mean it? What did you do after that?

When I know my period is about to hit I warn my poor family not to talk to me and to not listen to the questionable things I might say/yell/wail while sobbing. I'm not fun on hormones. Not an exaggeration. My uterus actually hates me.

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I have a question for you. If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?.'

Evelyne Brochu sorry

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I have seen a lot of Swedes saying 'yada yada' what does that mean? Haha

It doesn't really mean anything (I think), especially not in Swedish lol. It's like "bla bla"? "And so on, and so on" etc?

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What happened in Lush since it was so bad?

Haha. Why didn't you write me directly on Twitter hun? I just don't like Lush it's way way too confusing and over-the-top quirky. Staff, labels, everything. When it comes to skincare I just want like "moisturizer" not "glitter pudding dessert party for the part of your head where your so-called face might be, earthling!!!!!!"

The fonts they use are nice though, I'll give them that.

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i've understood heteroflexible is not the same as bi, it's like "curious about having sex the same sex but can't see myself dating them". I think it's valid and as a bi I think it's useful on dating apps etc

Then what about bicurious? Nah son. Whatever floats your boat and I guess what you say about dating apps is true but it just grinds my gears a little bit. I've had my fair share of heartbreak with people who would "totally go gay for ONE SPECIAL person" and I'm over it.

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About dyke mom:

Saga Malva | 1994 | ♀ | scorpio | waitress | certified dreamboat.

Stockholm, Sweden