why cant we be friends

why can't we be friends

ı think..ı ate your shit

omg what the fuckeryyy, who is this

describe your personality?

weird, shy, understanding? honest, loyal

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Do you know who's sending you pick up lines??

not a clue

why not

bc I dont even know who you are

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

good one

If I was a gardener I'll plant your tulips next to mines

stahp

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb

alright

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going

ok

can u give me their numbers ?

wow no

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

cheesy

I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.

oh lort

prettiest friends ? top 3

not really in order and from the top of my head
Hailey Birkin
Tair Benshitrit
Fabi Larrea

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

i laugh, see: haha

If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

that one is actually cute

Are you a beaver, cz damn

no

Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen

bam bam

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

lol u suck

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

AHA

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

ew I hate tamales

What high school are you going to?

Sagemont

How would you like for someone to ask you out??

go for it

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

you're gonna have to do better than that

Is that a mirror in your pocket?, cz I see myself in your pants! ;)

wOw i've never heard that one before ..

Will you go to the dance with me??

maybe if you tell me who you are

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