Why don't animals laugh, smile or cry?
Because animals are fucking heartless
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Do you treat your body like a Temple or more like an Amusement Park?
I treat my body like a 2 hour porno
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Do you love the World you live in?
No I wish I lived on planet krypton... That would be badass
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When I go to subway I ask for a water glass but I fill it with fresca because m a monster
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What can you do that others can't do?
I happen to be able to make a killer batch of lemon squares
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Have you ever got into trouble with the police?
My lawyer says I'm not aloud to tell you
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How old were you when you started playing video games?
Old enough bitch
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What is something you want right now?
Drugs sex and and a nice new pair of trousers
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What’s the last sport event you watched?
Threesome
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Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Yea camo booty shorts ankle weights and and a yamika
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Which Ask.fm gift would you like to receive?
A new pimp I'm pissed at my old 1 he only got me 30 bucks on some rich skank
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How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
43
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Salted or sweet popcorn?
Dipped in jizz
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Have you ever fired a real gun?
My lawyer and my pimp say that's classified
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Are you still friends with someone from kindergarten?
Yes my teacher ;)
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How many pillows do you sleep with?
17 along with my 336 stuffed bears and such
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If you were a different gender, what name would you want to have?
mike litoris
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What is your favorite non-social networking website?
Any porn site
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Do you prefer rivers, lakes or oceans?
Pools of amniotic fluids
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If you could change your skin color to anything outside of the natural palette of skin colors, what color would you choose?
Liver cancer black
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What’s one mistake you keep repeating?
Pregnancy
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If you were a farmer, what would you grow?
I'd grow some fresh potatoes and make a good ol' fashion pot roast
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You are allowed one beverage for the rest of your life. What would you choose?
Still deciding between jizz and apple juice
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