Not really. I work alone.
I'm the guy who reads a fresh newspaper at a coffee shop.
Whenever I can. Not an exact time.
I would never wear a thong because when a guy wears a thong, his balls hang to the side.
"Tonight's the night," she says as she pulls out her Dexter style killing tools.
with my wife and children.
On the road because I killed it.
The Unsignificant Other.
Yes. I don't wanna fall in love.
Yeah easily. Drinking a lot wasn't the best choice I've ever made.
Don't have one homie
Satan. That devil never stops talking shit about all the new toys God and Jesus get.
An anal bleaching.
Only enough to be deep inside your mom.
Get my life back together.
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked - Cage the Elephant.
Financial security for my future family and I.
Awe. James, I love you. <3 I hope that wasn't you who asked the anon...
1 if on the couch and 3 in bed.
Yeah I know I'm a really shitty person. It's okay.