Can you sum up your day so far in just one word?
Helicopter.
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I'm a mermaid obviously
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Latest answers from jaguar700
Do you need any help?
Not really. I work alone.
What do you prefer: read the newspaper, watch TV News, or check online news?
I'm the guy who reads a fresh newspaper at a coffee shop.
What time do you usually go to sleep?
Whenever I can. Not an exact time.
What's something that you would never wear?
I would never wear a thong because when a guy wears a thong, his balls hang to the side.
What does it mean when a girl smiles at a boy?
"Tonight's the night," she says as she pulls out her Dexter style killing tools.
How do you see yourself spending your time in your old age?
with my wife and children.
What's your favourite chocolate bar?
Dick.
Where would you wish to wake up tomorrow?
On the road because I killed it.
If your life were a movie, what would be the title?
The Unsignificant Other.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
Yes. I don't wanna fall in love.