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So I walk into this dark alleyway and there's this old lady sitting to the side. She seems too distracted by this thing she's holding to notice I'm there. I walk past her and the next thing I know I'm tripping on some wire. Turns out it was attached to that thing she had and she's mad. What now.

you blow up

If you had the choice between being a penis, a vagina, or Elton johns anal bead, which one would you be?

A penis so i can literally fuck with people

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