Dear Jordan,
I'm writing you this letter because I want to acknowledge the amazing things you have done and continue to do. Please teach me how to play basketball. Instruct me with your pure talent, mixed with compulsive hard work and dedication. Then fuck me in the ass please.
Your Number 1 fan<3
Dude, I see you in the halls every day, when you do that little squint thing, my hear melts. <3. I'm in your spanish class. Hmu If you want something after school tomorrow :p