Why do zombies like brain so much?
The same reason I like cocaine so much
What did the last text message you sent say?
No that's alright grandma, I don't really feel like going to the club tonight.
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How much can you lift?
Almost the bar. #ONTHERISE #D1BOUND ##
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Things that girls do that turn you on
Well what really gets me going is when a girl can recite the quadratic formula to me.
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Why would someone want to go on a space trip?
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Who is the happiest person on the world?
I already answered this before but imma go with Sarah White and the Trebow. I've never seen either one of them sad and they can always put me in a good mood.
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Olivia
do u use chatous, if so wat is ur username?
I was hoping to get the honor of answering one if these extraordinary questions. I have to say, I use Chatous every god damn day and if someone split Chatous and I apart it would be the end of me. Every morning when I wake up, it's just Chatous, Chatous, Chatous. I really wouldn't have anything to do with my life if it wasn't for Chatous. Once again, thank you for asking me this wonderful question and if you want to "chat me up" you can find me on Chatous @ChatousBoy7382573
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I don't even know you but I can already tell you fuck bitches and get money
You don't even know man I mean they just stack up it's really gotten out of hand lately I wake up in the morning and look out the front door and what do I find? Around a thousand old men just sitting there with faces similar to ":D" at this point I never know what to do so I just "let em have it" if you know what I'm saying. Please don't tell my mother.
Do you have a thigh gap?
What the hell is wrong with you? This is the age when most girls just like me are starting to become aware of all the hurtful comments people say. And you ask me if I have a thigh gap? Bitch what if I do? Would that gap impact your life? Hell to the no it wouldn't. So next time make sure you know my story before you say shit about me. Bitch.
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victoria.
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You aren't wanted here Ahmed. Get out.
When you’ll be 90 years old, what will matter most to you?
Monster trucks.
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I thought I heard something coming from the basement
Yep that was the mouse in the trashcan. What a squid.
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Drew Gordon
Oh yeah that's right
Of course that's right. And I thought you'd like to know I found my chicken again! :D left it at your moms place
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Drew Gordon
You cheeky bastard
I don't have cheeks either. I thought you'd remember that after what you did to them.
Oh so you own a bus but not a chicken?!
I never said I didn't own a chicken. #DrewIsADirtyLiar
I was talking about your chicken you pervert!
Listen here, asshole. You and I both know what you were talking about, and I don't appreciate you throwing me under the bus like that. Oh and by the way I don't even own a single chicken.
Tbh you were the first on to like this.... & your cock is big, hairy, and it hurts me.
I think you should keep those types of comments to yourself next time. I wouldn't want small children finding out... And it may hurt you, but in the end, there is never a time when you don't have a huge smile on your face.
You my main bitch
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ily soo much!!!! :* :*
Love you too grandma! :*
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RED CARD YOU BASTARD
Bite me bitch! #BrantIsNocturnal
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eugene harris
JOSH THAT LAST ANSWER ISNT OKAY.
It's not ogre. It's never ogre.
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At what age you kissed for the first time?
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much.
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Kirsten
victoria.
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do you need an extra tampon?
Yes please i just ran out and hurry it's really bad this time!!
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Olivia
Which is your song of the week?
Who knows you the best?
This fine piece of machinery.
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