do you believe in marketing?????????????????
There are an infinite amount of ways you can die. Marketing is involved in 98.437% of them.
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they say there i sno time like the present. to prove them wrong please list all the times that were better than the present
HELP I AM STUCK IN THE ELEVATER IN THE CHUCKF CHEESE RESTAURTANT ON N 22ND ST SW I DO NOT HAVE THE BREATHEABLE OXYGEN TO LAST ME THE NIGHT AND THEY CLOSETED THE CHEESE AND I DONT HAVE A WAY OUT PLEASE TELL THE POLICE THAT I WAS HERE FOR PURELY HUMANITARIAN REASONS AND I WAS NOT PREPARING AN "AGGRAVATED ASSAULT" DESPITE WHAT MY BICH LAWYER WIFE MIGHT WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I BOBBY TRAPPED THE STAIRWELL WITH PICTURE OF TRAUMANTIC EVENT OF YESTERYEAR "PIE EATING CONTEST" WHEREIN I CATCHED ALL THE POKEMOUN AND SAID NEXT I WILL EAT THE MOST GIANT HORSE AND DID NOT COME THROUGH ON MY PROMISES DUE TO DEVILS AND DEMONS THAT LEFT ME WITH ERSATZ MOBILE CELLULAR DEVICE THAT C
SNAKE'S
i took a nasty spill the other day, knocked unconscious from hitting my head on the pavement. i was out for a solid twenty minutes. i recently had my right knee replaced and i couldn't really control my balance. i am not fully recovered from this event. i'm told there was blood and brain and skull and skeletons everywhere but i don't mind it much at all anymore. i had my right knee replaced WITH DICKS ass well.
when i woke up three starbucks locations have opened up inside me and they refuse to serve me unless i put a shirt on. i put a shirt on and just stand at the front of the line not ordering anything for hours hours at a time and the people queue up outside the building so hard that it choked the building and now there's nothing left but me and my shirt and this pumpkin spice stain that will never come off.
and you know what, i'm THANKFUL. here are the things i'm thankful for:
1) i do not have pubic lice
2) THE DONALD
3) drinking out of garden hose is not illegal......yet
4) DOANLD "THE DONALD"
5) lists
6) THERE DONALD
7) dONALD MY DONALD
68) DONALD "PUBIC LICE "THE DONALD"" TRUMP
9) hell death skeleton from the nightmare in chains
10) "Chunk" from popular movie The Goonies "Dona'd" The goonies
11) Donald "The "The "The Donald" DOnald" Donald" Donald
12)Donald
when i woke up three starbucks locations have opened up inside me and they refuse to serve me unless i put a shirt on. i put a shirt on and just stand at the front of the line not ordering anything for hours hours at a time and the people queue up outside the building so hard that it choked the building and now there's nothing left but me and my shirt and this pumpkin spice stain that will never come off.
and you know what, i'm THANKFUL. here are the things i'm thankful for:
1) i do not have pubic lice
2) THE DONALD
3) drinking out of garden hose is not illegal......yet
4) DOANLD "THE DONALD"
5) lists
6) THERE DONALD
7) dONALD MY DONALD
68) DONALD "PUBIC LICE "THE DONALD"" TRUMP
9) hell death skeleton from the nightmare in chains
10) "Chunk" from popular movie The Goonies "Dona'd" The goonies
11) Donald "The "The "The Donald" DOnald" Donald" Donald
12)Donald
when does it stop
i dont know
maybe it doesnt ever stop
maybe it doesnt ever stop
What is the last thing you picked up off the ground?
myself. when i saw what it was that i picked up, i threw it back on the ground
PAP of your favorite bookshelf?
Nobody in the world would know what a fucking PAP is, so I'm going to the dictionary:
Definition of pap
1 : a soft food for infants or invalids
sure thing, then. we'll be there some day. when all the bombs have been dropped and the crops won't grow and nobody answers when you text them and reality television is the only true reality and you'll feel naked when you aren't plugged in and nobody understands emoticons because nobody alive has seen a real human face before
the bookshelf where i keep my cyanide capsules will be my pap. it'd be vulgar to eat the cyanide capsules directly, you have to eat the main course before you're allowed dessert. we're not savages here.
Definition of pap
1 : a soft food for infants or invalids
sure thing, then. we'll be there some day. when all the bombs have been dropped and the crops won't grow and nobody answers when you text them and reality television is the only true reality and you'll feel naked when you aren't plugged in and nobody understands emoticons because nobody alive has seen a real human face before
the bookshelf where i keep my cyanide capsules will be my pap. it'd be vulgar to eat the cyanide capsules directly, you have to eat the main course before you're allowed dessert. we're not savages here.
here is my poem about black people http://i.imgur.com/3oPwfdM.png
I was Donald "The Donald" Trump's blood slave
Finish the sentence: the only thing more American than gasmasks and freedom is _______________
President Harry S. Truman scheduling the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki around his masturbation routine.
http://i.imgur.com/J6sY06W.png
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you have been randomly selected to take part in our survey!!! please fill out the following question: my favorite organ to give up for experimental surgery is: ________________
none. i would feel too guilty about my worthless pile of barely-corporeal shitmeat skewing the results of the experiment.
what is on your shopping list
a. wire cutters
b. reconfigured military combat drones(anti-geneva spec)
c. neural inhibitors
d. brass knuckles
e. mop
f. broom
g. nba regulation basketball, spalding
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i. global thermonuclear war
b. reconfigured military combat drones(anti-geneva spec)
c. neural inhibitors
d. brass knuckles
e. mop
f. broom
g. nba regulation basketball, spalding
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i. global thermonuclear war