Eat a pound of toe fungus any way you want or bathe in a mixture or puss and semen whenever you needed a shower for the rest of your life?

Definitely the pound of toe fungus. I'd probably fry it and stick it in eggrolls or a stir fry. It cant be that far off texture wise from tofu... & Assuming that the (mysterious?) semen would make me have children...toe fungus
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Would you rather never be able to have kids or have one child with a life threatening handicap?

Never be able to have kids. I wouldn't be able to watch my kid go thought that as a parent. Lol. Deep shit.
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PREACH

Hallelujah
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Lol don't answer those

I'd rather kill myself
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eat Erin's mom or suck mikes dad

Omfg please stop
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Eat mikes mom or suck Erin's dad

OMG neither.
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Would you rather be a nun (no sex or marriage and you have to wear those things where ever you went) or turn into a werewolf every night?

Definitely werewolf.
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Is your boyfrann a sxy beast

HE IS
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What's the best thing you can purchase for $5?

Erin Snyder

Slap det arse

No THX
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Why must you be so perfect?

I'm no where near perfect but thank you!!
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Yes but easy cheese is thicker, and your peehole is MUCH smaller and more sensitive to pain I would think

Easy cheese is a creamy consistency though. It probably comes out just like poop would. I'd imagine it can stretch a little. It can stretch enough to pee. And even if it hurts a little, it's still better than MOLTEN LAVA OUT OF MY ASSHOLE
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Lava out your butthole or easy cheese out your peehole

Easy cheese seems MUCH less painful than liquified rock...?
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Help there is fluid coming out my butthole

Is it poop? If not I advise you to consult with your doctor immediately
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Shit motha fucka ass tits

Daisy
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Maek it stahp

I'm trying man
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Do you want to fist her in a bad way?

I DO THOUGH
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Alrighttttt

...

Ohhhh ma badd

S'all good

Nice, you pooped and your making bacon.

Ahem..you're*

Nah just kiddingg

I pooped

Im from Detroit. Thats whats up

Idk man I'm making bacon

I'm from straight de-triot

Excuse me?

Yeah, this is getting boring, with all the brick talk.

*shits cinderblocks from eating bricks*

I don't even know where this is going anymore :(

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