Definitely the pound of toe fungus. I'd probably fry it and stick it in eggrolls or a stir fry. It cant be that far off texture wise from tofu... & Assuming that the (mysterious?) semen would make me have children...toe fungus
Never be able to have kids. I wouldn't be able to watch my kid go thought that as a parent. Lol. Deep shit.
Hallelujah
I'd rather kill myself
Omfg please stop
OMG neither.
Definitely werewolf.
HE IS
Erin Snyder
No THX
I'm no where near perfect but thank you!!
Easy cheese is a creamy consistency though. It probably comes out just like poop would. I'd imagine it can stretch a little. It can stretch enough to pee. And even if it hurts a little, it's still better than MOLTEN LAVA OUT OF MY ASSHOLE
Easy cheese seems MUCH less painful than liquified rock...?
Is it poop? If not I advise you to consult with your doctor immediately
Daisy
I'm trying man
I DO THOUGH
...
S'all good
Ahem..you're*
I pooped
Idk man I'm making bacon
Excuse me?
I don't even know where this is going anymore :(