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Kalin White
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTA @RealMadisonPettis_ you're finally 19 years old, but dw you still look like twelve ahahaha 😂 I hope you'll have the best BD ever, because you deserve it!. Also I wanna thank you for always putting up with me and my shit & my moods. I've been knowing you for smthg like 4 years now and I am glad to have ya in my life. Love u Babe & don't forget to eat lots of cake and all this food🎉🎉😂🎂

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Tell a joke pls

While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck. His daughter comes in with her date. The man explains the situation, and the daughter's date says, "I can get the peanut out." He tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the father's nose, and tells him to blow hard. The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear. After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says, "Isn't he smart? I wonder what he plans to be." The father says, "From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law."

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