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> he might be y33t > implying she could spell any of those words - Ya still got jokes, toots. 🤣🤣🤣 💗

talionislexx’s Profile PhotoLex Talionis
She could color with numbers with Sage. 🤣🤣🤣💗

No you would not want me as president. Let's just say the traitors (globalists) would be severely punished for destroying America and much of the world. Alright, enough politics. Let's talk about something interesting like g-strings. Question: why do guitarists love g-strings?

I don’t know. Why? 🤔

Nah.. I am none of those folks you guys talk about. Actually I've been quite busy trying to learn my Studio One software. It's tough learning new technologies but I am determined.

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Actually I am quite healthy. You have to forgive my sick sense of humor. Somethimes when I write I find myself laughing at myself and this laughter helps me to deal with the 24x7 insanity that permeates our society, the world and our personal lives. I guess that is how I manage to stay young. )

Good. You need to keep healthy for the election. Monroe2024🇺🇸

*Opens wallet* Just got cursed out by the spider in there.... He hates lights. Now why in the world would I bail out Sage?? Oh wait, he's the sane one.... Sorry no Olive Garden coupons.

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I bet y33t has the coupon. She will take care of it. 🤣

> i’m doing better than the past couple days i guess - Yup, the old Kandy is back! 💗 ...oddly enough, just as Monroe reappears? 🤔 OMG, YOU'RE ALEXANDER MONROE! This was a cruel joke, sir. I suppose you win. :::bows::: 🤣🤣🤣 💗

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I thought y33t was Alexander Monroe? It’s tough being Joshua and all these people. 🤣🤣🤣💗

Unfortunately Monroe has no more fvcks to give. That ship sailed (sunk) years ago and now all I have are faded memories, low testosterone, prostate cancer, a malignant tumor on my left testicle, a prolapsed rectum and a colostomy bag that I use when playing with my bag pipe. Too funny. lol )

Well I hope that’s not true. The prophecies say that you outlive us all.

Nom nom nom..... Pizza gooooooooooood Hiccup Sir.... This is the police.... you need Animal Control for that *coughs out donut* Did you say gorilla??

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Do you have $7.99 to bail out Sage? You can only pay in Olive Garden coupons. 🤣

> sage’s bail is $7.99 with coupon > maybe he still has some fvcks left to give after all - Ya got jokes today, toots! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💗

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I’m doing better than the past couple days I guess. 🤣🤣🤣💗

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